Cindy Crawford: Ultimate MILF
Let’s face it – Cindy Crawford is the ultimate MILF. As she creeps past forty years of age, the original supermodel is still smoking hot in a bikini!!

Here she is with her husband on a yacht – that’s a boat you and I will never be able to afford – with some friends swimming in her bikini. This must be some yacht because it looks like it has a crew of eight deck hands – you know, to hand out towels and stuff.
Her ass looks great as she climbs up that ladder after a swim!
And don’t get us started about how she’s showering on deck with her bikini on!
The Better Britney
Fab Gossip loves to bash on Britney Spears. You know how it goes – kick them when they are down. But it looks like Britney Spears is looking “better” these days.
At least these pictures of Britney Spears in a white bikini seem to indicate she’s looking better these days.

Looks like her dancing classes are paying off.
She needs to understand that she’s no longer a young pop star that everyone fawns over, but instead a MILF who needs to work twice as hard to keep her body in shape. It’s not like she has a nine to five job and has to return home to care for her kids…… She has no excuse.

Only time will tell if Britney Spears has what it takes to make a real comeback!!!
More Lohan Drama
I swear sometimes Lindsay Lohan is just full of drama. This time it wasn’t Lindsay Lohan herself, but instead her mother Dina. Now we know where Lindsay gets it from.
She’s not that bad looking for a MILF really…

Seems Dina and Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister Ali Lohan, attended the premier of “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”, and an after party directly afterwards. The problem seems to be at the party after the premier. Seems Dina and her part were sitting at a table reserved for someone else and was asked to move by the staff. This was the point where she went – by one staffer’s words – ape shit. Dina and her party was asked to leave.
Seems that Dina thinks she’s someone important because she’s someone’s mother. I believe she just learned otherwise.
There was also some comments (and some photos) of Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister Ali. Seems she was wearing “a lot of make up” and dressed “poorly for a fourteen year old”.
Like mother, like daughters.
Renting vs. Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows…
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Ashley Dupree, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Ashley Dupree for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Do the math!
Kendra Wilkinson Golf Upskirts
What a damn shame. As Playboy magazine’s sales continue to tank, the only think Playboy has left going for it is Kendra Wilkinson, a cute perky blonde who may or may not (hopefully not) be fucking Hugh Hefner.
Kendra Wilkinson made a celebrity appearance yesterday at a golf charity event, and was pretty much the only reason worth going.

Seems these days Kendra Wilkinson is the only thing that Playboy has going for it.
Thankfully she looks great in a short skirt showing off her panties!
All Grown Up
Remember Amanda Bynes? She used to have her own TV show when she was a kid called the “Amanda Show”.
What a difference ten years makes, eh?

Amanda Bynes has surely filled out nicely!!! Gone is the little teen who used to make us laugh; She’s been replaced with a beautiful twenty-two old physically stunning beauty!
She’s had some problems with her weight recently in the past, but clearly she’s got that under control now. And thank god for that because she’s looking smoking hot!
Now we know what Amanda Bynes does on her free time!
Bar Rafaeli Bikini Pix
As if we haven’t posted enough celebrity bikini pix this summer……
Some celebs look good in a bikini, others shouldn’t be caught dead in bikini on their best day. But Bar Rafaeli, who must be the prettiest Jew in the world, looks smoking hot in her bikini. Her hair looks a little bit rough, but after soaking her body in the ocean of Saint-Tropez, France, for a few hours…. Well that’s bound to happen!
But that means….. Her body is soaking wet too! And that’s hot!

She sure does put Britney Spears to shame!!!!!
Carmen Electra The Stripper
There are some things in life that we can’t explain. When Carmen Electra did her strip tease workout video, I was surprised and mildly turned on. Now I wake up and discover pictures of Carmen Electra in what looks like a strip tease in my inbox. This might just be hard to explain!

Why in the world is Carmen Electra half naked on stage with a bunch of other woman who are also half dressed. Things that make you go “hmmmmmm”.
But it’s still hot.
Carmen Electra’s claim to fame might have been years ago, but she’s still hot, and even more so when she’s pretending to be a stripper with half a dozen other women!
Blake Lively: Long Legs
I don’t know who Blake Lively is from the next hot blonde with long legs, when she puts on a dress like this I tend to pay attention. A lot of attention.
Turns out she’s on a TV show called “Gossip Girls” and “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”. Being as part two of the Traveling Pants is coming out shortly, I’d imagine Blake Lively is getting a lot of attention right about now. Then again, it could be this dress.

Now this is the way our celebs should be dressing up to go out in public. They should look like a million bucks, not like a bum who forgot to shower. And this dress is damn smoking hot!!!
Asian Daisy Dukes
Generally speaking as a rule of thumb I don’t have a thing for short Asian girls with tattoos.
But Tila Tequila is damn perky and energetic that it’s hard not to be attracted to her. Put her in a tight tank top that shows off her little breasts nicely, and a little pair of daisy duke shorts that displays her cute little legs and it changes everything. She’s totally hittable.

I’ve never watched her MTV show, but I’m guessing it’s possible that she’s a lesbian and likes other chicks. Not a lesbian like Lindsay Lohan (totally fake), but a real hard core “I want to bang other chicks” type of way.
And that’s hot.















































