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Hugh Hefner and Playboy are gods – not because of the obvious, but more because they are the kings of marketing. To this very day they continue to market a lifestyle that doesn’t exist, because no really believes that any of Girls Next Door are really playing late night games with Hef’s sperm.
Hef and his make believe entourage showed up for the premiere of "The House Bunny ", which is about a Playmate that is kicked out of the Playboy Mansion because she is twenty-nine years old – Which is fifty-nine years old in bunny years.
While this movie, which is written by the same dolts who brought us Legally Blonde, might be the dumbest movie of the year, in this case fiction might resemble reality.
It seems that Kendra Wilkinson won’t be renewing her contract for Girls Next Door . This might lead some people to be confused, since generally speaking everyone in the world thinks Girls Next Door is about Hef and his three tag teaming girlfriends. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction, and some people might be surprised to learn that Hef’s girlfriends are really paid actresses who pose naked. When Kendra Wilkinson doesn’t renew her contract for another season of Girls Next Door she will have out lived her usefulness at the Playboy Mansion, and she’ll be back on the streets… Which sort of sounds just like the plot for this new movie.
He’s imaginary tag teaming girlfriends are in fact starting to look a big old these days, so it’s to be expected…..
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Charlize Theron In Japan
Charlize Theron showed up at the premiere of the movie “Hancock” – In Japan. She’s such a beautiful woman, and we’ve all forgotten about her here in the States… I’m sure she’s big in Japan. Everything is big in Japan, and that goes double for big breasted blonde American movie stars.
What a smashing dress she had on!!!!
Yeah, this is a classy woman who has still got it going on!!!!
Lesbian Lindsay
We think it’s wonderful that Lindsay Lohan has burned all of her bras because she think she’s a lesbian and hates all men. While we like bras, seeing women like Lindsay Lohan in thin shirts showing off her breasts. But Lindsay Lohan hasn’t figured it out yet….
She was hot when she was younger because she was hot, cute, and young. Now she’s just an older make pretend lesbian.
Yet oddly enough we can’t wait for some pictures of her sucking face with another chick. That will make up for it!
Happy Birthday Hayden
Happy Birthday to Hayden Panettiere – all of nineteen years old today!
And so damn cute too!!!!
Britney’s Breasts
Very slowly Britney Spears is hitting the come back trail! Never has a star burned out so badly and attempted a come back, so Fab Gossip is wondering if she can pull it off. Maybe, just maybe, she can. Only time will tell.
But if these pictures are any indication, she’s heading in the right direction!
This is Britney Spears getting out of her white Mercedes at a private party in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing a tight black top that shows off her girls rather nicely.
The skirt is sexy – a bit long for our tastes! – but she makes up for it with those sexy strappy high heels she’s sporting.
We hope she does make a come back.. Only so we can see some sexy pictures of Britney Spears once again!
The Nu Jennifer Love Hewitt
Wasn’t it not too long ago that we were mocking Jennifer Love Hewitt for the cellulite on her thighs? Well, that ship has sailed!
Holy cow, Jennifer Love Hewitt is looking hot!!!!
Seems after that paparazzi scandal Jennifer Love Hewitt got herself a trainer and went to work. Six months later and guess what – Jennifer Love Hewitt is back, new and improved, and looking better than ever!!!! She went from being a laughing stock to the talk of the town! She’s hot to trot and no would be able to say no to this!
Imagine waking up and seeing this next to you in bed in the morning…… Here at Fab Gossip we’ve had dreams like this!!!!
Good for Jennifer Love Hewitt. She got lazy, got made fun of – in a very public way – and did something about it. Very nice!
Victoria Beckham’s Breasts
If you’ve got it, flaunt it!!!!! And Posh Spice is working it!
Victoria Beckham, former Spice Girl, was recently caught out in public wearing a tight black and white striped top, tight jeans, and sexy stilettos. That’s sexy and classy – and showing off her best assets… Her beautiful rack!
Women pay good money to have a rack like this!!!!
She’s sporting a new hair cut these days…. Fab Gossip just wants to know if the curtains match the carpet!!!
Fergie: No Bra
We love it when our favorite celebs dress sexy. This is Fergie in a beautiful dress, nice and tight, very classy. With no bra you can see the shape of her breasts perfectly – including her nipples.
And that’s hot.
All of our celebs should dress like this – classy & sexy!!!
Dita Von Teese
When you talk about utter hotness, one of the names that should come up much more often is Dita Von Teese. She is a burlesque model happened and the soul person responsible for bringing burlesque to mainstream attention – for which we are forever grateful for! She was also married to Marilyn Manson for a few years – gasp!
Now, if you were to be the company that makes the world’s best push up bras (bless them), who would you turn to in order to model your new line of intimate and sexy clothing?
That’s right, you would turn to the one and only model who has made bras sexy all over again – Dita Von Teese!!!!
Dita Von Teese is now the new official model for the Wonderbra and their new line of lingerie! They couldn’t have picked a better chick for this!
During the press conference making the announcement of her becoming Wonderbra’s spokemodel, she said…. “I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath. Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood….”
And that’s hot!
Chrstina Applegate
Everyone remembers Christina Applegate. She played Kelly Bundy on “Married With Children” – and in the process taught a lot of teenage boys (myself included) how to jerk off.
All kidding aside, everyone was disappointed when Christina Applegate announced she had breast cancer. Kelly Bundy without breasts just doesn’t seem right. But in typical Kelly Bundy fashion, she decided to tackle this head on. She just announced that she is now “100% cancer free”.
If Fab Gossip understands correctly, she had both breasts removed and she’s going to have them “reconstructed” with plastic surgery. She even went so far as to say that “When she’s 90 years old she’ll have the best looking breasts in the nursing home”. No kidding.
And that’s a good thing because Kelly Bundy without breasts makes us sad!!!!
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