There comes a certain point in time when you just need to stop because you look damn silly already. It’s like the Rolling Stones – It’s time for them to retire already because they look utterly stupid trying to pretend they are twenty five year old rock stars when you know they are crawling back to their hotel rooms after their bed time to put on Bengay. And Madonna needs to stop too.

Sorry honey, a fifty year old woman isn’t sexy under any circumstance. You can dress yourself up in fishnet stockings and spread your legs, but your just not sexy. In fact, your sad.

To make matters worse, you had to bring Britney Spears into the problem to make things more complicated.

These pictures are from Madonna’s “Sticky Sweet Tour” which kicked off in Cardiff, Wales, this past Saturday night. At one point on huge video screen, none other than Britney Spears comes on, pretending her fat ass is stuck in an elevator. The video ends with Britney saying “It’s Britney, bitch”. Come on guys, this isn’t even entertaining. The two of you stunned the world with your kiss that one time, but Madonna is too old for this kind of shit and Britney is just, well, done and spent.

Here’s some more pix of Madonna Saturday night.

Sorry, so not sexy!

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I’m not sure who Hayden Panettiere’s agent is, but he or she rocks. It seems like Hayden Panettiere is omnipresent, being everywhere all the time.

This past Saturday Hayden Panettiere showed up at a Donald Trump party in Beverly Hills, something about him opening up a new hotel in Dubai.

And here’s the man of the hour with wife number forty-three or whatever, who makes him look creepy because he’s three time her age or so.

But Hayden’s dress…. Oh, that’s just plain hot!!!!

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It’s way too early in the morning for this kind of news….. Pamela Anderson has her own reality show now? Yikes.

The irony here just kind of slays me. Pamela Anderson is the star of the all time most watched reality video in the world, but that was a few years ago when she was decent looking. Now she looks like, well, my big breasted grandmother.

Don’t stars like Pamela Anderson get it? We have these reality shows so we can mock and laugh at older stars as they fall from grace and we come to see how un-glamorous their lives are?

It’s time for Pamela Anderson to quietly exit the stage and hope that no one notices. Because any other way and she’s just gonna look silly.

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Have we forgotten about Hillary Duff? Looks like Duff has the right amount of stuff in her trunk!!!!!

She had a great run when she was younger, but now…. Hillary Duff doesn’t seem to be doing anything. Or is she following the latest trend coming out of Hollywood – Start them young in TV and movies, move them on to a singing career that they don’t deserve, then have them open up a clothing line and her own perfume. I mean really, Hillary Duff is cute, but she ain’t all that.

Maybe Hillary Duff has talent, but you’d never know it from the way she’s doing her Hollywood thing!

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I know some of you didn’t have the balls to nail the captain of the high school cheerleading team, and most of you all settled for second best. This tight little ass might not look like second best, but compared to her sister Paris Hilton, well, a piece of her ass would be settling for second best.

While her sister Paris Hilton was strutting around in sexy swimsuit, Nicky Hilton was on the beach too, although dressed a bit more modest. Still totally hittable, however.

And I wouldn’t consider Nicky Hilton “settling” for “second best”. That’s some prime real estate wrapped up in a tight little bikini right there folks!

I bet you she’s LOADED too!!!!!

Imagine knocking boots with one of the Hilton sisters…. Yummy!

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Jessica Simpson should take notes here…..

Ali Larter from Heros was caught on the beach in a tiny stunning black bikini. She was walking her dog and playing kissy on the beach with her long time boyfriend Hayes. Of course we already love her from her role as Niki / Jessica Sanders on Heroes (she plays twins – always hot!) but now after seeing her in this tiny bikini, well, we love her ever more!

The strings that hold up Aly’s bikini are mighty long…. And easy to pull! Imagine that – seeing Ali Larter walking around on the beach with no bikini bottom. That would be hot and really make our Monday morning!

Her boyfriend Hayes is all over her, marking his territory, making sure everyone knows Ali Larter is with him!

If I was him I would be doing the same….. Because Ali Larter looks tight in a bikini!!!!

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It’s entirely possible that Jessica Simpson is taking this country western thing way too far. Fab Gossip isn’t sure where these photos were snatched, but she’s been caught in hot a tub with a straw cowboy hat on.

Jessica Simpson in a hot tub? You don’t say. Who would have imagined….

Because Fab Gossip honestly believes that Jessica Simpson is a party animal at heart…..

But the country western thing isn’t doing you good Jessica Simpson. Seeing you dance around the General Lee in a tiny pink bikini was hot, but otherwise you need to stay away from the Dukes Of Hazard thing!!!!

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SHE’S BACKKKKKKK!!!!

Paris Hilton, the celeb we all love to hate, is back once again and in a swimsuit. Love her or hate her, face it – You would so hit it if you had half a chance. She might be a bit annoying but she’s cute and has a banging body, and we all know what exactly what she can do in the bedroom thanks in no small part to a certain little video that everyone in the world has seen at least once or twice!!!!!

No one seems to have any idea what Paris Hilton might have been promoting; One of my friends suggested she might be promoting herpes. I’m mum on that idea.

But yeah, I’d still hit it!

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Talk about being born under a lucky star… Kate Hudson, pictured here with a skimpy see through shirt, has Goldie Hawn for a mother and Kate Russell for a step father. Too bad she didn’t screw it up with drugs and become of Paris Hilton’s slutty party friends. Because that would make her so much more interesting!!!!!

Although she’s all of twenty-nine years old these days, in these pictures Kate Hudson looks more like she’s twenty-one years old.

While Fab Gossip is digging the see through top, we are wondering what the purpose of her wearing a bra is…. Besides, we’d would have really enjoyed seeing her perky little breasts through that shirt!!!!

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Okay, this is taking hotness to a whole new level! Megan Fox playing with her own breasts – in public.

And that’s hot!

She’s filming Transformers 2 here, although Fab Gossip isn’t sure why. We haven’t seen the first Transformers movie and from what we’ve been told, we can live without seeing the second movie. However, I guess without it we would have pictures of Megan Fox playing with her breasts….. So maybe some good is coming out of this!

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