Ashley Tisdale’s Nu Haircut
When we first got these pictures we were like “who is this?”. With her new haircut, we almost didn’t recognize Ashley Tisdale – which we find hard to believe.
We wonder what brought this on – Perhaps the first of many mid life crisis for this young spunky fox? Oh, we can only hope she crashes and burns like those young teen starts that have come before her. That would be fun to watch!

She’s looking hot, sporty, and younger with this new haircut – As if she can look any younger!!!
Jessica Is Getting Old
Jessica Simpson’s country music thing is starting to get old – and annoying. Country music is country music, but let’s save that Carrie Underwood and a handful of others that can pull it off and still look good doing it. Because damn Jessica, sometimes you just look like an idiot already.
Or an old lady.

Jessica Simpson… Your so young and so beautiful…. Why dress up like a forty year old MILF with a rack?
It’s just damn silly already.
There was a shimmer of hope the other night with that white bustier she had on, but it seems that moment has passed. Which is a damn shame!
Two Sides Of Lindsay Lohan
We aren’t sure why or how, but it’s like we suddenly woke up and all of our wildest Lindsay Lohan dreams have come true in one morning.
As if it wasn’t enough for Lindsay Lohan to be pretending to be a lesbian or whatnot.
It seems that the Ugly Betty crew have talked Lindsay Lohan not only into dressing up as a slutty cheerleader, but also a slutty punk rock chick.

Isn’t she a tad bit old to play a cheerleader?
Or maybe the slutty punk rocker is more your style?

Either way, we are still calling this a dream come true. Add in the fact that she thinks she’s a lesbian and Lindsay Lohan just went up a few notches in our book!
Kelly Osbourne’s Black Eye
Looks like Kelly Osbourne got he crack knocked out of her. She showed up at her doctor’s office sporting a nice little shiner.

Our best guess is that some kid tried to take her bag of junk food away from her and Kelly Osbourne went ballistic!
I’d like to see what the other fat kid looks like!
Well, that should be a lesson learned. Never try to take away a bag of snacks from Kelly Osbourne or she’ll beat the crap out of you!
Jessica Alba Cameltoe
Julia Roberts: Not All That
I remember the day when Julia Roberts was the highest paid actress in Hollywood. Other than her role playing a hooker in “Pretty Woman”, I didn’t understand why. She’s not all that. What a difference ten years makes, huh?

Now, I know people have good days and bad days, and with our favorite celebs they have the magic of Hollywood makeup and makeup artists, but… It looks like Julia Roberts is having a really really bad day.
Or a bad year.
Which begs me to ask… What does she look like when she has a good day????
Tara Reids Nu Clothing Line
Much in the same fashion of Paris Hilton, the celeb we love to hate who happens to have a fashion line, Tara Reid is another utterly useless celebrity. We can’t decide if she’s cute or not. She sure does look cute, but we’ve seen some pictures of Tara Reid that leads us to believe that her body is torn up.
But her raspy voice is still sexy and we can still imagine her saying dirty things to us while doing unimaginable things to us naked.

Here she is promoting her swimming line of clothes…. Seems everyone in Hollywood has their own clothing line these days. She has a line of swimming attire, and one would think that she would wear a bikini but it’s possible that Tara Reid looks horrible in a bikini… Which is a damn shame.
Then again, the last time we saw her on TV it was on Scrubs, and she was fucking the Soup Nazi – So that explains a lot!

Carmen Electra Massive Cleavage
Carmen Electra is another star who has faded from public view – most likely with good reason. She’s cute, but that’s…. That’s about it.
She’s out promoting her new movie called “Disaster Movie”. Never heard of it, and chances are no one will see it.

All we want to do is stare at Carmen Electra and her rocking cleavage….
Heidi Montag Has Big Melons
It’s true – Heidi Montag has big melons. Right there in her hands.

Come on, tell me these aren’t staged….. Do you really expect us to believe that Heidi Montag went grocery shopping and was having so much fun with it that the paparazzi happened to follow her in the store and took these pictures……
Yeah, because I always see cute blonde in the local super market fondling melons and otherwise having a blast getting free rides on the shopping cart….
Looks like a shopping trip with Heidi Montag might just be fun…..
Jessica’s Back Bitch!
Jessica Simpson has been scaring us recently with this “country music” kick she seems to be on. It’s like she thinks she’s Madonna an is trying to re-invent herself – but she’s going overboard with it.
However, it seems last night she went back to her roots. If you can ignore the belt and the flannel shirt, what you got is Jessica Simpson in a tight pair of jeans and white bustier. Smoking hot!!!!




























