Opps! Not Again!
Crap.
Britney Spears (moooo) has been chosen to raise the curtain for the 25th MTV Video Music Awards…. You know, because it went so well last year, remember?

And the producers at MTV think it will go better this year because?
Because she looks so much hotter than last year, right?

About the only thing she’s qualified for these days is the California Cheese commercials!!!
Christina Aguilera. Still hot.
Face it… Pure hotness is just that – Hot.
It doesnt matter that Christina Aguilera spit out a kid earlier this year and has entered into the MILF category….. Seems to use this only improved on Christina Aguilera because it made her already large (and very fake) boobs only bigger. And they haven’t gone down since!

That’s a good sign.
Christina Aguilera should be a bit more modest now that she’s a mother, but we love how short this dress is and how it shows off her beautiful improved rack!!!!
Liz. Hottest MILF. Ever.
Elizabeth Hurley must be the hottest MILF of all time. Ever.
Not sure what the event is but it doesn’t matter. All that is important to us is Elizabeth Hurley in that dress!

Talk about aging well! We’d like to talk to Elizabeth Hurley and figure out what her fountain of youth is!
Holly Madison Upskirt
We aren’t sure if this was planned or staged, but if it wasn’t we are sure that it sounded like a good idea at the time!
Holly Madison of Playboy fame went to the opening of a movie called “The Telling” (never heard of it), got a little crazy, and presto – suddenly we can see right up her skirt.

We weren’t surprised to see that Holly Madison isn’t wearing any panties; Any women who paid to pretend to be sleeping with someone older than her grandfather most likely is the type of chick who wouldn’t be wearing panties….
But she’s still cute and fun to look at!
Britney Not Topless
Britney Spears was spotted in Vegas at the Mirage hotel this past weekend. And what a disappointment it was!

Seems her and her crew were at the Mirage hotel poolside Sunday afternoon. The pool area they were staying at is called the “Bare Pool Lounge” which is Vegas code words for “topless” pool. The only problem is Britney wasn’t topless which is a huge disappointment.
Britney Spears doesn’t have any talent that any twenty-five year old woman has, so the least she can do is show us her breasts already! Although seeing her in a bikini on all fours does remind us of a large number of different porn flicks!!!!
Hilton’s New Album?
So Paris Hilton is in the news this morning. Again.
No, she hasn’t been arrested, released a new sex tape (darn!), or slept with a Congressman (or Congresswoman for that matter). Seems she’s been “busy” working on a “new album”.

Fab Gossip wasn’t aware she had a music career. Or any career for that matter.
How does she have time to make music. Between her being a porn star, slinging Carl’s Jr burgers in a bikini, her TV show, her clothing line, her perfume line, her bikini line, and her furniture line… When does she have time to make music?
The only thing that she really has going for her is that (a) she’s rich, (b) she’s cute, and (c) she’s rich. We saw her first acting job and it was less than exciting so we doubt we’d be impressed by her singing, unless she’s singing naked in the shower!
Demi Moore Is Gross Yet Hot
For those of us who grew up on the Brat Pack and learned how to jerk off to Demi Moore, you might find this little bit of juicy gossip to be mildly disturbing…..
Seems Demi Moore is into some strange things these days, including incest dancing with lesbians while lactating. There’s a headline right there for you!

Seems Demi’s brother is now telling wild stories about…. Well, is just to damn strange to put a spin on it so let’s quote her brother directly:
“We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’ I replied: ‘How the fuck would I know? Call Demi!’”
How is that for strange?
She still looks great for her age. No one wonder why she’s knocking uglies with a young stud half her age!
Charlize Theron’s Pretty Dress
We aren’t sure why or where these photos were shot, but we are glad they we have them! Because Charlize Theron is still smoking hot!

Never mind that Russia has invaded a small country or New Orleans is under siege again or the Republicans are having a cocktail mixer in a state that no one visits. That’s not important because the famous still have to press the flesh on a regular basis, and this weekend Charlize pulled the short straw.
But we aren’t complaining!!!!
More Pamela Anderson
Not too long ago here on Fab Gossip we posted up some pictures of Pamela Anderson and mentioned she has her own reality TV show, which we found to be ironic. Is it us or does every celeb now have a clothing line or their own reality show? It’s getting to the point where it’s over played already, but in the case of Pamela Anderson her reality show might do somewhat better than most because she looks like a washed out porn star (which she kind of is), is thin, and has big fat boobies.
And everyone likes big fat fake titties!

Here she is out shopping, wearing virgin white pants. We wonder if these pants make her feel like a virgin again which would be far from the truth. If she was a virgin then she wouldn’t have had her own sex tape, and without her sex tape she might not have her own reality show. Then she would be forced to have her own clothing line.
Maybe her clothing line would have virgin white pants….
Sophie Monk Underappreciated
Sophie Monk is way underappreciated….. While her acting resume might be less than impressive, this woman has a body that looks like it was designed by the hand of god. Her legs remind me of Superman and gives me the impression she can leap tall buildings in a single bound….. Now just imagine what those powerful legs can do to you!
She looks great in her short shorts – Come to think of it, there isn’t much to those shorts!

And her rack? It’s to die for!
Fab Gossip wishes we could see more of !









































