Ok, so maybe I lied a little and this isn’t about Heidi Montag doing porn, but it’s pretty freaking close! So, seriously how often do famous girls go on vacation, their honeymoon nonetheless, then take pictures with the paparazzi like this?

I’ve seen pornstars be more restrained! Maybe she’s just happy that she looks pretty hot now that all her plastic surgery is done?!?!

All she has to do is take her top off and we’ve got a great porn movie going here! They supposedly are down in Mexico on vacation and ended up getting married, but come on, how stupid does she think we are?

But, her fake fame from the Hills is slowly fading as her clothing line has been dropped by the major retailers so she’s desperate to find any fame she can before the money runs out!

I mean, I know Dick Face Spencer Pratt isn’t going to complain, seriously, you know she’s doing anything and everything to keep him happy! He actually has money.

Source: PacificCoastNewsOnline

Last Modified: December 10th, 2008
Filed under: Heidi Montag
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