Hugh Hefner and Playboy are gods – not because of the obvious, but more because they are the kings of marketing. To this very day they continue to market a lifestyle that doesn’t exist, because no really believes that any of Girls Next Door are really playing late night games with Hef’s sperm.

Hef and his make believe entourage showed up for the premiere of "The House Bunny ", which is about a Playmate that is kicked out of the Playboy Mansion because she is twenty-nine years old – Which is fifty-nine years old in bunny years.

While this movie, which is written by the same dolts who brought us Legally Blonde, might be the dumbest movie of the year, in this case fiction might resemble reality.

It seems that Kendra Wilkinson won’t be renewing her contract for Girls Next Door . This might lead some people to be confused, since generally speaking everyone in the world thinks Girls Next Door is about Hef and his three tag teaming girlfriends. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction, and some people might be surprised to learn that Hef’s girlfriends are really paid actresses who pose naked. When Kendra Wilkinson doesn’t renew her contract for another season of Girls Next Door she will have out lived her usefulness at the Playboy Mansion, and she’ll be back on the streets… Which sort of sounds just like the plot for this new movie.

He’s imaginary tag teaming girlfriends are in fact starting to look a big old these days, so it’s to be expected…..

Last Modified: August 22nd, 2008
Filed under: Eva Mendes, Fab Gossip, Kendra Wilkinson
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